If i do have to die i think i should get to

Be the first person to get murdered at disneyworld.

At disneyworld they pay off the cops

So that nobody gets to put disneyworld

On their death certificates.

They drag the bodies out of the park

Where they can perish offscreen.

If i do have to die i think i should get to

Do it where everyone has to see.

When i am murdered at disneyworld the

Anti-murder enchanted sigils i've

Scratched all over my body will

Explode with such great and violent force

That i will bring the magical kingdom down with me.