SPACE

it’s big. it’s rude. it wants you gone.

⚠️ WARNING: SPACE IS OUT OF CONTROL ⚠️
have you seen space lately? it’s got galaxies just FLOATING OUT THERE doing whatever they want. no one’s regulating this.

i looked up at the stars last night and got mad. there’s like a billion of them and they’re all just hanging out like they own the place.

black holes? nebulas? cosmic radiation? who approved this? i’m filing a complaint with whoever runs the universe.

SPACE FACTS (THE BAD KIND)