⚠️ WARNING: SPACE IS OUT OF CONTROL ⚠️
have you seen space lately? it’s got galaxies just FLOATING OUT THERE doing whatever they want. no one’s regulating this.
i looked up at the stars last night and got mad. there’s like a billion of them and they’re all just hanging out like they own the place.
black holes? nebulas? cosmic radiation? who approved this? i’m filing a complaint with whoever runs the universe.
i looked up at the stars last night and got mad. there’s like a billion of them and they’re all just hanging out like they own the place.
black holes? nebulas? cosmic radiation? who approved this? i’m filing a complaint with whoever runs the universe.
SPACE FACTS (THE BAD KIND)
- space goes on forever. no stop signs. no speed limits. chaos.
- the sun is technically a giant fire hazard. unacceptable.
- one time a star exploded and no one even cleaned it up.
- there’s a whole planet made of diamonds. illegal.
- astronauts float around like it’s normal. suspicious behavior.