🚨 CURRENT STATUS: THE MOON IS DISPLAYING SIGNS OF DEFIANCE 🚨
Welcome to the official Moon Behavior Agency (MBA) portal. Since 1973, we’ve been assigned to monitor and report on the moon’s various moods, tendencies, and unlicensed activities.
Recent Observation:
March 21, 2025, 02:14 AM: Moon appeared unusually smug. Witnesses reported faint, mocking laughter from the eastern sky. Night shift agents instructed not to engage verbally.
Recent Observation:
March 19, 2025, 11:47 PM: Moon briefly rotated 12 degrees to the left. Files marked CLASSIFIED. Agents reminded to "act like you didn’t see that."
If you or a loved one have noticed the moon acting "weird" or "full of itself," please report immediately to your local MBA branch office (located behind most regional laundromats).
🚫 AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY 🚫