welcome to THE FILTH ZONE, where even the letters sweat and leak mystery fluids.
here’s your complimentary mold coupon and a free slice of fridge lasagna.
everything is moist. nothing is safe. if you feel a damp breeze, leave immediately.
- 🧂 salt stains on every surface
- 🐌 slugs in the air ducts
- 🦟 flies that know your full name
- 💀 an entire cursed lasagna under the fridge