⚠️ ENTERED FULL GOBLIN STATUS ⚠️
DO NOT CLEAN ANYTHING. HOARD ALL SAUCES.
DO NOT CLEAN ANYTHING. HOARD ALL SAUCES.
the goblin awakens beneath a greasy pile of napkins, clutching 3 empty energy drinks and a tv remote from the wrong decade.
no showers. no plans. only skulking around the apartment at 3am wearing a tattered hoodie and one sock.
crumbs are currency now. floor snacks are legal tender. i hiss at the morning light.
my kingdom is under the couch. my throne is a pile of damp laundry. i have forsaken civilization in favor of goblinhood.
no showers. no plans. only skulking around the apartment at 3am wearing a tattered hoodie and one sock.
crumbs are currency now. floor snacks are legal tender. i hiss at the morning light.
my kingdom is under the couch. my throne is a pile of damp laundry. i have forsaken civilization in favor of goblinhood.