⚠️ WARNING: THESE SHAPES ARE ILLEGAL IN 17 COUNTRIES ⚠️
1. THE NONAGONAL LOOPHOLE
This 9-sided horror defies all zoning regulations and basic decency. Looking at it too long may result in mild dizziness and unsolicited legal advice from unknown sources.
2. THE INVERTED PENTANGLE
Scholars once tried to burn every book containing this abomination. The inverted pentangle is rumored to fold reality like a cheap napkin at a haunted Olive Garden™.
3. THE OBSCURE HYPERTRIANGLE
Technically not a triangle at all, this shape can only exist in dreams or beneath major airports. Handle with tongs. Do not feed after midnight.