CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THE EYES OF UNIT #7.
At SpookBodies™, we specialize in providing **ethically haunted mannequins** for all your needs. Whether it's a birthday party, a suspicious funeral, or a highly contentious arbitration hearing, our mannequins will absolutely unnerve everyone in attendance.
Our Services Include:
- Rent-a-Ghost™ Basic Mannequin Package (mild whispering, occasional weeping)
- Advanced Hostile Entity Suit™ (for more serious hauntings and courtroom intimidation)
- Custom "Victorian Child" units (frequently seen near stairwells and fog banks)
- On-site Spirit Wrangler™ (optional, surcharge applies)
We are NOT responsible for incidents involving sudden drafts, black ichor, or disembodied knocking sounds. No refunds.